Nov 12 2009

Taran vs Orasan

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Un orasean se hotaraste intr-o buna zi sa mearga la vanatoare, la tara. Imbracat in costum si purtand cravata, isi incarca arma, o pune la ochi, trage si impusca un fazan care cade in curtea unui fermier. Omul se apropie de ferma, cu intentia de a-si recupera prada, insa nimereste peste un taran artagos.
- “Vanatul a cazut in ferma mea! Este al meu!”,striga fermierul.
Insa oraseanul nu se lasa mai prejos: “Dar eu l-amimpuscat! Dati-mi-l inapoi!”, raspunde el.”Prea bine, atunci. Daca vrei sa iti iei inapoifazanul, va trebui sa jucam “taraneasca” “,a continuat taranul.”Ce e asta?”, intreaba oraseanul. “Ei bine,iti voi da un sut intre picioare, iar apoi va fi randul tausa imi tragi un sut. Acela care va tipa mai putin va castiga fazanul”,explica taranul.Oraseanul accepta si ia pozitia necesara. Taranul isi iaelan si ii trage un sut naprasnic intre picioare. Vanatorulse prabuseste si sezbate de durere. Dupa 20 de minute, el reuseste cu greu sase ridice inpicioare.”

Acum e randul meu” spune oraseanul.”Nuuu”, raspunde ta ranjind. “Poti sa pastrezi fazanul”.

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Nov 03 2009

Ziua judecatii …

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Oct 14 2009

Zapada in 13 octombrie !

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Azi dimineata cand am deschis ochii si am vazut ca orasul cluj este acoperit de un strat mic, alb de zapada am hotarat sa ma uit din nou pe webcamul de la Cavnic unde am avut placuta surpriza sa vad ca a disparut pamantul sub zapada ! si inca ninge !!!!

Da-o-ar Domnu ca in weekend sa putem sa ne laudam ca am fost la ski !

Detalii despre skiul la cavnic pe www.superskicavnic.ro si pe www.turismcavnic.ro ! Le-am scris pe amandoua ca poate ma sponsorizeaza cu un skipass ! :D

Oricum am citit in ziar ca la Roata s-a facut instalatie de nocturna si ca la icoana au mai deschis o bucata de partie !

Ne vedem pe partii !!!!

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Oct 09 2009

Sucked big time = O supt in timp mare !

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vazut status la oana

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Oct 06 2009

Cantec genial…. lookin Bro’ !

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Minutul 2:19 e genial ! ! ! !

via Paleacu’ ! Omu meu din state ! :D

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Sep 25 2009

Kids are quick !!!

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TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA:         Here it is.
TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS:         Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:          You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER:  No, that’s wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:   What are you talking about?
DONALD:    Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
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TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t
have ten years ago.
WINNIE:       Me!
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TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:          Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘ I.’
MILLIE:         I is..
TEACHER:     No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’
MILLIE:         All right…  ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’
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TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry  tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS:           Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER:    Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:         No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:     Clyde, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as
your brother’s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE:         No, sir. It’s the same dog.
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TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when     people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:     A teacher

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Sep 15 2009

Care are tupeu ?

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Acesta nu mai este un filmulet in care ne arata MAESTRUL Ken Block ce stie el sa faca cu o masina, ci este un filmulet in care ne este aratat cam cum am arata cam oricare dintre noi daca am sta in dreapta lui !

Citez din Vlad Cosma care zicea cand era in dreapta, in Logan, pe circuitul de la Sibiu “Ma c*c pe mine de frica in dreapta..” si el era in logan si cu Radu David (care INCA nu e Ken Block ! :) ) ) !

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