Feb 16 2012
Stiu ca nu am scris de o gramada de vreme pe blog si asta doar pentru ca sunt doctor! Da, ma laud! 
Am vazut asta la Janos pe facebook si am ramas uluit de omul acesta!
Pe scurt. Omul si-a fracturat 2 vertebre incercand sa faca un backflip pe skiuri si a ramas paralizat. Acum ne arata ce poate face vointa unui om!
Mar 16 2010
Daca am inteles bine este un ziar unde poate scrie oricine ?
Foarte tare ideea ! Sper sa mearga bine si sa aveti cat mai multe articole de unde sa alegeti pentru premiile pe care le oferiti !
Clar in bag in Reader sa vad si eu ce mai scrie lumea in cadrul unui “ziar care gandeste” !
PS: Comunicatul de presa de lansare il gasiti aici.
PPS: Post platit cu un ” :* ” !
Sep 25 2009
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t
have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘ I.’
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’
MILLIE: All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as
your brother’s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. It’s the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
Sep 01 2009
Azi am fost curios sa vad cum arata noul Opera 10. Am downloadat cu greu si am instalat si am inceput sa il aranjez “dupa chipul si asemanarea mea” … adica urat !
Plimbandu-ma printre widgeturi am gasit unul sigur care m-a distrat maxim si m-a lasat in acelasi timp masca. Niste unguri s-au gandit sa faca un widget care stie doar sa rezerve hoteluri in ungaria.
Foarte util…ce sa spun.
Aug 26 2009
Am primit de la psaico (sau pshycio) link catre aceasta piesa…ruleaza fin !
- Unde intalneste baia-mare parodia si vrajeala ?
- Undeva in baia Mare !
